1
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Hey, why don't we put
our little screens down

2
00:00:06,924 --> 00:00:09,176
and look at the big screen
as a family?

3
00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:12,562
[phone dings]

4
00:00:16,934 --> 00:00:19,102
Did you just
text me, "Pass"?

5
00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:23,315
It's got two "S's" in it.

6
00:00:25,567 --> 00:00:28,694
Sorry. I need to take Lily
on an early Valentine's date.

7
00:00:28,695 --> 00:00:30,613
Hey, you know, I was thinking
of getting her something small.

8
00:00:30,614 --> 00:00:32,406
Can I borrow $1,100?

9
00:00:32,996 --> 00:00:37,245
How about we order in
and watch The Notebook?

10
00:00:37,246 --> 00:00:39,789
Ugh, that movie
has everything.

11
00:00:39,790 --> 00:00:42,250
Ryan Gosling,
Ryan Gosling in the rain.

12
00:00:42,251 --> 00:00:43,877
Ryan Gosling
without a shirt.

13
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Sure. And while we're doing it,
we could do each other's nails.

14
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And I'll braid your hair.

15
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-[doorbell rings]
-Oh, I'd stay for that.

16
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You know how expensive it is

17
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to get other people
to do those things?

18
00:00:57,891 --> 00:00:59,934
-Hey.
-[Matt] Hey, Andy.

19
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Got a quick question
for you.

20
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What are your thoughts
about the movie The Notebook?

21
00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:06,440
Oh! I was really moved...

22
00:01:06,441 --> 00:01:08,551
to grab the remote
and switch to football.

23
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Alright, a change of plans.
You guys all take off.

24
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He stays here.

25
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[? rock theme playing]

26
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[tires screeching]

27
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-[TV playing]
-Let's go!

28
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-[knocking]
-It's open.

29
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Unless you're
Jehovah's Witness, then, uh...

30
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hail, Satan!

31
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Why do all the bad guys
always start with "hail"?

32
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No one ever says,
"Hail, Mr. Rogers."

33
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Uh, Amelie wanted to borrow
our punch bowl

34
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for your birthday party.

35
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Amelie's not here,
Sixers are on,

36
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down 4,
20 seconds to go.

37
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Shh!

38
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It's cute how you think
us being quiet

39
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affects the concentration
of the players on TV.

40
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All I want for my birthday
is a Sixers win

41
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and a hug from your dad.

42
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Ha, good luck. The only time
he ever hugged me

43
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was when I was
choking on a grape.

44
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You used to make me watch
Sixers games when we were kids.

45
00:02:06,668 --> 00:02:09,252
Oh, yeah.
Your brother and I loved Allen Iverson.

46
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He had such a cool nickname.
"The Answer."

47
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Then Coach Jenkins
nicknamed me "The Question."

48
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My nickname in high school
was "The Pregnant."

49
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Oh, my God, he made it.
They're down two!

50
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-Let's go!
-Three seconds. There's no way.

51
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-No, Maxey stole the ball.
-Shoot! Shoot! Shoot!

52
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-Half-courter!
-It's in!

53
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-It's in! It's in!
-They won! They won!

54
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It's in. Oh, my God!

55
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[announcer] [on TV]
Unbelievable. What a moment!

56
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[clicking tongue]
Uh, sorry, that was...

57
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Incidental contact.
Not a foul.

58
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Definitely not.

59
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I should go.

60
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Well, you live here,
so I should go.

61
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Ah, here's the punch bowl
for punch.

62
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Or anything, really.
Milk, horchata.

63
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Heck, go wild and put
spaghetti in it. [chuckles]

64
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Don't let the name
stop you from dreaming.

65
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Okay, bye.

66
00:03:02,307 --> 00:03:04,016
[chuckles]

67
00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:05,936
It was you, Gosling,
all along.

68
00:03:07,604 --> 00:03:09,271
Man, you had me fooled.

69
00:03:09,272 --> 00:03:12,108
That was kind of cute,
I liked that.

70
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-Hey, Grandpa.
-Oh, hey. How are you doing?

71
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Look at that.
Look at that, it's-

72
00:03:15,946 --> 00:03:18,056
It's a national
badminton championship.

73
00:03:20,826 --> 00:03:22,743
-What's up?
-[sighs] Matt Parker-

74
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strong, dependable.
Likes: red meat.

75
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Dislikes: how much
time do you have?

76
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[chuckles]

77
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Is that my obituary?

78
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Remember, I want my ashes
spread over Jane Fonda's house.

79
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I wanna kill
all those hippie plants she's got out front.

80
00:03:40,345 --> 00:03:43,973
No, I made you a dating profile
on TradSwipe.

81
00:03:43,974 --> 00:03:46,183
It's a site for people
with traditional values

82
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who aren't interested
in the uggos

83
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they go to church with.

84
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Uh, listen,
you have no right

85
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to go into
my private settings like that.

86
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You know, privacy's
the last sacred thing

87
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we have in the country.

88
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Isn't that right, China?

89
00:04:05,328 --> 00:04:07,204
Ever since you
broke up with Eve,

90
00:04:07,205 --> 00:04:09,457
all you do is work,
come home,

91
00:04:09,458 --> 00:04:11,917
and complain about how
no one wants to work anymore.

92
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Then, go to work again.

93
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Look, I'm not gonna get
on a dating site.

94
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Oh, I get it.

95
00:04:20,927 --> 00:04:22,471
-You're scared.
-[laughs]

96
00:04:24,139 --> 00:04:25,556
I'm not scared.

97
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The only thing that scares me
is parking at Trader Joe's.

98
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No, it's fine.

99
00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:34,935
I'll just change your political
affiliation to coward.

100
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Oh, wow!

101
00:04:37,444 --> 00:04:39,374
I'll change your bedtime
to right now.

102
00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:44,158
Quick question.
How do you spell...

103
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[bawking]

104
00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:53,667
-Let me see what you got.
-Look at that woman.

105
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Hm.
And she's really pretty.

106
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Boy, that woman knows
how to hold a trout.

107
00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:03,886
Check this out.
"Commie liberals, swipe down."

108
00:05:03,887 --> 00:05:05,471
[laughs] Look at that.

109
00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:07,224
It won't even let you
swipe left.

110
00:05:08,767 --> 00:05:10,227
-I like it.
-Mm-hm.

111
00:05:10,228 --> 00:05:14,021
Hey, Riley.
What you getting Gabe for his birthday?

112
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An Iverson jersey.

113
00:05:15,857 --> 00:05:17,316
But it might send
the wrong message.

114
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Like when you want to send a pic
of your dog to a group chat,

115
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but you accidentally
send your right boob.

116
00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:25,616
Right boob,
right message.

117
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[clearing throat]
Can you keep a secret?

118
00:05:27,869 --> 00:05:30,371
Yes.
Ask Kevin over at Quizno's.

119
00:05:30,372 --> 00:05:32,540
He cheatin' on his taxes,
his wife,

120
00:05:32,541 --> 00:05:34,471
and ironically,
with his accountant.

121
00:05:35,752 --> 00:05:38,879
Gabe and I had a moment
watching the Sixers game.

122
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We, uh, almost kissed.

123
00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:45,302
So, you feel like giving him
the jersey would be like saying,

124
00:05:45,303 --> 00:05:47,893
"Remember that time
something almost happened?"

125
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Well, you know I've always
had feelings for him,

126
00:05:52,143 --> 00:05:54,228
but now I'm with Andy,
who's like,

127
00:05:54,229 --> 00:05:56,605
Bridgerton meets Prince Eric
from The Little Mermaid.

128
00:05:56,606 --> 00:05:57,856
-And Gabe's got...
-[Amelie] Hey, guys.

129
00:05:57,857 --> 00:05:59,192
Ah, Amelie! Ha!

130
00:06:00,652 --> 00:06:02,611
Gabe's girlfriend,
who he loves.

131
00:06:02,612 --> 00:06:05,155
And we love,
everybody loves! [chuckles]

132
00:06:05,156 --> 00:06:07,116
What should I get Gabe
for his birthday?

133
00:06:07,117 --> 00:06:09,076
I don't understand
his wish list.

134
00:06:09,077 --> 00:06:11,121
Boba Fett?
Is that a smoothie?

135
00:06:12,789 --> 00:06:14,623
And where am I gonna
find a falcon?

136
00:06:14,624 --> 00:06:16,751
I got a falcon guy.
Barry.

137
00:06:16,752 --> 00:06:20,462
Well, I don't wanna
just pick something off of a list, you know?

138
00:06:20,463 --> 00:06:23,132
I want to give him something
that says, "I see you,

139
00:06:23,133 --> 00:06:25,844
I know you. I smell you."

140
00:06:26,928 --> 00:06:28,179
You are crazy.

141
00:06:30,307 --> 00:06:31,683
He's a lucky man.

142
00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:36,353
Um, I have a 76ers jersey
you could give Gabe.

143
00:06:36,354 --> 00:06:37,605
[Amelie] You don't wanna
give it to him?

144
00:06:37,606 --> 00:06:39,106
No. You should.

145
00:06:39,107 --> 00:06:40,399
-Really?
-Mm-hmm.

146
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You're such a good one.

147
00:06:42,277 --> 00:06:43,944
I can't believe
I used to see you as a threat.

148
00:06:43,945 --> 00:06:45,821
-[both] Oh!
-[awkward laughter]

149
00:06:45,822 --> 00:06:48,824
-We almost kissed.
-Yes, well, a good reminder

150
00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:51,202
that could happen
by accident to anyone.

151
00:06:52,287 --> 00:06:53,337
Mmm...

152
00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:58,250
So, Lynn, what do you do?

153
00:06:58,251 --> 00:07:01,254
I took an early retirement,
but I used to work in an office.

154
00:07:03,715 --> 00:07:05,799
So, do you do a lot
of online dating?

155
00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:07,968
No.
If I wanted to be catfished,

156
00:07:07,969 --> 00:07:09,479
-I'd- I'd do it from a boat.
-Oh.

157
00:07:11,181 --> 00:07:13,223
-You fish.
-Oh, I tried it once.

158
00:07:13,224 --> 00:07:15,684
I just posted that pic
so I could land a catch.

159
00:07:15,685 --> 00:07:17,019
Rawr!

160
00:07:17,020 --> 00:07:19,396
Looks like I reeled in
a big one.

161
00:07:19,397 --> 00:07:21,023
I'm not that much
of a catch, really.

162
00:07:21,024 --> 00:07:22,524
Although I do wear
the same size jeans

163
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as I did in high school.

164
00:07:23,652 --> 00:07:25,235
Oh!

165
00:07:25,236 --> 00:07:26,945
Uh, so, do you want
to get a bottle?

166
00:07:26,946 --> 00:07:28,990
Yeah! How 'bout tequila?

167
00:07:29,123 --> 00:07:32,826
-Obviously, I was joking.
-[Matt] Oh.

168
00:07:32,827 --> 00:07:34,037
Unless you want tequila.

169
00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:37,498
-I was thinking wine.
-As long as it's from

170
00:07:37,499 --> 00:07:39,583
the land of the free
and the home of the brave.

171
00:07:39,584 --> 00:07:41,710
So, no California wine
at this table.

172
00:07:41,711 --> 00:07:42,963
Yeah.

173
00:07:43,922 --> 00:07:46,632
Yeah, I call it
"Commie-fornia."

174
00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:48,718
[loud laughter]

175
00:07:52,222 --> 00:07:53,473
[doorbell ringing]

176
00:07:56,893 --> 00:07:58,937
Happy birthday, Gabe!

177
00:08:00,563 --> 00:08:03,816
It's whiskey.
What every guy gets another guy.

178
00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:05,360
-Come on in.
-[Andy] Alright.

179
00:08:06,736 --> 00:08:08,278
-How you doing?
-Uh, good.

180
00:08:08,279 --> 00:08:10,239
[chuckles]
Why wouldn't I be good?

181
00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:11,532
You should be good.

182
00:08:11,533 --> 00:08:13,158
I am good.

183
00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:15,661
Good. Drinks?

184
00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:16,871
Drinks. [chuckles]

185
00:08:18,540 --> 00:08:21,750
Here you go.
It's a red blend,

186
00:08:21,751 --> 00:08:24,294
which means it's from
three almost empty bottles of red wine.

187
00:08:24,295 --> 00:08:27,048
Ooh!
Cha-ber-lot, my favorite.

188
00:08:28,425 --> 00:08:30,235
I'm gonna give you
my gift now, Gabe.

189
00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:37,558
-No way.
-[bag rustling]

190
00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:42,312
Allen Iverson's
my favorite player!

191
00:08:42,313 --> 00:08:44,398
I went as him for Halloween.
Head to toe.

192
00:08:44,399 --> 00:08:45,449
Not that part.

193
00:08:47,235 --> 00:08:49,165
In hindsight,
the cornrows were iffy.

194
00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:51,822
Hey, don't worry about it.

195
00:08:51,823 --> 00:08:54,241
I dressed up as a white man
for Halloween one year.

196
00:08:54,242 --> 00:08:56,494
I spent the whole night
failing upward.

197
00:08:58,913 --> 00:09:01,623
Amelie, this is amazing.
How did you know?

198
00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:03,209
I know you, babe.

199
00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:09,424
Yay, Amelie, you nailed it!
[chuckles]

200
00:09:11,801 --> 00:09:14,636
So, you don't care for Ellen?
What about music?

201
00:09:14,637 --> 00:09:16,221
I like country.

202
00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:18,474
Ooh.
I'm not a big country fan.

203
00:09:18,475 --> 00:09:20,185
Especially Russia and Canada.

204
00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:24,646
-Yeah, country music
is not good. -Yeah.

205
00:09:24,647 --> 00:09:26,397
I'm glad Kenny Rogers
is dead. Pfft.

206
00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:31,404
Well, he was a pretty nice man.

207
00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:33,781
You're so right.

208
00:09:33,782 --> 00:09:36,242
He was an angel,
and that's why he's in heaven.

209
00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:39,870
We don't have to agree
on everything, right?

210
00:09:39,871 --> 00:09:42,372
We don't.
I agree.

211
00:09:42,373 --> 00:09:44,792
Okay, this is what I mean. I mean,
I don't have to be right about everything.

212
00:09:44,793 --> 00:09:47,170
I- I usually am,
but I don't have to be.

213
00:09:47,879 --> 00:09:49,838
Um, do you read?

214
00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:53,133
Yeah! Mostly the classics.

215
00:09:53,134 --> 00:09:56,444
I'm listening
to Arnold Schwarzenegger read Wuthering Heights.

216
00:09:56,445 --> 00:10:00,140
Interesting.
[imitating Schwarzenegger] Heathcliff. Do it.

217
00:10:00,141 --> 00:10:02,017
Come over here now.
Get to the chopper.

218
00:10:02,018 --> 00:10:04,561
I'll be back.
Do it, do it!

219
00:10:04,562 --> 00:10:06,396
[both laughing]

220
00:10:06,397 --> 00:10:08,147
I don't know
what any of that meant.

221
00:10:08,148 --> 00:10:12,444
[Matt]
Well, you know what? You're wonderful.

222
00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:14,321
But any relationship
is like the Middle East.

223
00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:17,241
Without a little conflict,
there's nothing to talk about.

224
00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:19,243
[sighs] Shoot.

225
00:10:19,244 --> 00:10:21,912
I'm sorry.
I thought I found my prince.

226
00:10:21,913 --> 00:10:24,373
-Mm.
-A real one this time,

227
00:10:24,374 --> 00:10:26,844
not the Nigerian one
I gave half my retirement to.

228
00:10:27,236 --> 00:10:30,838
Well, I'm sure Mr. Right
is out there.

229
00:10:30,839 --> 00:10:32,005
I can feel it for you.

230
00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:34,424
Aw. You are sweet.

231
00:10:34,425 --> 00:10:35,926
[both chuckle]

232
00:10:35,927 --> 00:10:39,264
So, just to be clear,
is sex off the table?

233
00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:42,766
Ooh, or maybe
it's on the table.

234
00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:44,269
I'm very agreeable.

235
00:10:47,438 --> 00:10:50,440
Oh, crap, it's time
for the babysitter to go.

236
00:10:50,441 --> 00:10:52,860
If she stays after 10:00,
she starts going through my meds.

237
00:10:52,861 --> 00:10:54,820
Oh, it's fine.
I'll, uh, I'll stay

238
00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:56,655
-and help Stitch clean up.
-Alright.

239
00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,866
You ain't gonna stay
and help Stitch do nothing,

240
00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:00,659
'cause I'm not staying.

241
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,035
What? No, stay.

242
00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:03,912
Otherwise,
it's just me and Gabe.

243
00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:06,665
Okay, let me think.
Clean up puke,

244
00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:09,084
or help these lovely ladies
get back at their father

245
00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:10,775
who didn't show them
enough love.

246
00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,055
Girl, bye.

247
00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:19,344
Amelie is out.

248
00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:21,875
I had to pry the Grubhub app
out of her sleepy hands.

249
00:11:23,266 --> 00:11:25,726
-Everyone left?
-Uh, yeah, Andy had to run.

250
00:11:25,727 --> 00:11:29,189
So it's just me left to...
[gruff voice] take out the trash.

251
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,620
I don't know why I did that.
[chuckles]

252
00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:37,613
Andy's great, by the way,
with his perfect blue eyes,

253
00:11:37,614 --> 00:11:40,365
wild as the ocean,
gently whispering,

254
00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:42,868
"Everything's gonna be okay."

255
00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:45,704
Yeah. [chuckles]
Well, so is Amelie.

256
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,331
She's beautiful

257
00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:48,957
and smells like she gets
to shower every day

258
00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:50,209
'cause she has no kids.

259
00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:53,045
Yeah, look at this jersey.

260
00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:55,047
It's, like, the perfect gift.

261
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:56,840
Favorite team.
Favorite player.

262
00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:58,885
Shows off my guns.

263
00:12:00,595 --> 00:12:04,014
Yep. It was, uh,
super thoughtful.

264
00:12:04,015 --> 00:12:06,005
The fact that she knew
to get this for me.

265
00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:09,061
She's one of a kind.

266
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,147
Mmm...
I bought it for you.

267
00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:13,732
What?

268
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,317
I gave it to Amelie

269
00:12:15,318 --> 00:12:17,248
'cause she didn't know
what to get you.

270
00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:19,538
But you did.

271
00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:22,492
I've just known you longer.

272
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:25,870
You know me better.

273
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:31,875
-Riley, I-
-Gabe, what are we doing?

274
00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:33,752
This is crazy.
This can't happen.

275
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,420
You're right. Yeah.

276
00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:37,881
We can't do this.
We're both in relationships.

277
00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:39,300
Exactly.

278
00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:43,972
[Amelie] Babe!
I need another bucket.

279
00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:47,766
You should go.

280
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,811
[Amelie] And Fatburger!

281
00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:55,649
-What can I get you?
-Uh...

282
00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:57,359
Whiskey, single.

283
00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:58,630
Just like me.
[chuckles]

284
00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:02,864
[Eve] Hi, I'm here
to pick up a to-go order.

285
00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:04,199
-Okay, let me check on that.
-Okay.

286
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:06,076
Eve?

287
00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:08,578
Hey, you're supposed
to be in Korea.

288
00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:10,455
Matt Parker.

289
00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:12,833
Is it possible
you got grumpier?

290
00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:15,585
-What are you doing here?
-Well, I was hungry,

291
00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:17,671
so I came to this place
where they make food.

292
00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:19,673
It's called a restaurant.

293
00:13:19,674 --> 00:13:21,967
You know, I forgot
how frustrating it is talking to you.

294
00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:24,469
It's like putting
a Google search into a calculator.

295
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:28,141
Okay, clarify.
What are you doing here in LA?

296
00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:31,476
The Korean part
of my tour is over,

297
00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:33,520
so I am here in LA
on a one-night layover,

298
00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:34,980
and then I'm flying
to Spain tomorrow

299
00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:37,274
for the European leg
of the tour.

300
00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:39,651
My blood type is O negative
and my shoe size is 10.

301
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,462
Any other questions,
prosecutor?

302
00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:45,074
Why didn't you tell me
that you were in town?

303
00:13:46,576 --> 00:13:50,246
Well, to be honest,
I wasn't quite ready to see you.

304
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:54,875
-But guess the universe
has other ideas. -[sighs]

305
00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:57,461
Does the universe
only talk to white women?

306
00:13:57,462 --> 00:13:59,212
I hate when people
say stuff like that.

307
00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:00,673
[mocking gibberish]

308
00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:04,092
Sometimes when people
hate something,

309
00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:05,469
it's 'cause they're
secretly attracted to it.

310
00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:06,980
This isn't
one of those times.

311
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,223
You're a terrible liar.

312
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:13,102
Did Mr. Universe
tell you that?

313
00:14:14,729 --> 00:14:16,146
See, you're smiling.

314
00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:18,024
-Oh.
-No, you're happy to see me.

315
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,942
Or you just forgot
where you're at.

316
00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:27,782
Alright, Mookie,
here's the deal.

317
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,997
You want a Raptor power,
you want Ferrari speed,

318
00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:36,708
but you want two extra
sippy cups in your minivan.

319
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:39,753
Yeah, I'm looking for something
that says, "I'm a dad of two,

320
00:14:39,754 --> 00:14:41,624
but a World Series champion
of four."

321
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:49,179
A hot rod with a dad bod.

322
00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:50,889
I like the challenge.
I'm up to this.

323
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,225
Yeah, we said the same thing
in the World Series.

324
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:54,685
-Sorry, Canada.
-Yeah.

325
00:14:56,479 --> 00:14:57,938
Yeah.

326
00:14:57,939 --> 00:14:59,482
Yeah, Canada sucks, eh?

327
00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:04,444
-He's still not
working on my car. -No.

328
00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:06,279
Everybody else around here
is very professional

329
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,864
and very discreet.

330
00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:10,534
OMG, Mookie Betts is back?
[exclaiming]

331
00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:13,078
Um, can I get a picture?
I love you.

332
00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:14,349
Sure.
Bring it on in, guys.

333
00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:16,707
Uh, can you take it,
please?

334
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:20,302
[chuckles]

335
00:15:20,357 --> 00:15:23,547
[Stitch]
Hey, Gabe, don't worry.

336
00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:26,318
We're gonna take a picture
with you when Mookie leaves.

337
00:15:26,319 --> 00:15:29,302
-[Matt] Alright.
-[Riley giggles]

338
00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:30,637
-[Gabe] Alright.
-Listen, I'll get the plans soon.

339
00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:32,139
I'll give you a call, and come
back and take a look at it.

340
00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:33,473
-Yes, sir. Thanks, Matt.
-You bet, buddy.

341
00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:35,392
Oh, Gabe, you know what?
Just for you, my man.

342
00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:38,478
Oh, my God, this is awesome.
Thank you so much.

343
00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:40,147
-What?
-Alright. Thanks, guys.

344
00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:41,198
See you, Betts.

345
00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:45,820
Wait a second.
That was his phone.

346
00:15:46,764 --> 00:15:50,115
Hey, how'd your date go
last night?

347
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,992
Did you guys become, uh,

348
00:15:51,993 --> 00:15:53,623
Fox and Friends
with benefits?

349
00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:56,706
I'll tell you how his date went.
He ran into Eve.

350
00:15:58,374 --> 00:16:01,835
So, how cute is it
you ran into Eve last night?

351
00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:04,130
[exhales sharply]
She's annoying.

352
00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:10,178
And so pretty,
which is also annoying.

353
00:16:11,846 --> 00:16:13,847
Ooh, you missed her.

354
00:16:13,848 --> 00:16:16,058
Eve's like the McRib.
She's back.

355
00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:19,227
Doesn't matter.

356
00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:21,855
She leaves tonight
for Barcelona.

357
00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:23,426
[lisps]
Thorry, Barth-elona.

358
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:27,194
So? Go to the airport
and stop her.

359
00:16:27,195 --> 00:16:29,446
You can't run through TSA.

360
00:16:29,447 --> 00:16:30,990
This isn't an '80s romcom.

361
00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:33,867
Then, go with her.

362
00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:35,577
Don't you see
this is destiny?

363
00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:37,704
You lost her once.
Don't do it again.

364
00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:39,956
I can't leave here.
I got a life, I got a business.

365
00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:42,667
I got an annoying daughter
I don't trust with my house.

366
00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:47,964
Dad, don't overthink this.
Go to Spain with her.

367
00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:50,425
If you miss this opportunity,
you might not get it again.

368
00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:52,010
It's now or never.

369
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,511
[Gabe] Choose love.

370
00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:56,182
Riley's right.
You gotta take a chance.

371
00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:04,738
Have you two ever
watched The Notebook?

372
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,040
Hey.

373
00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:17,036
Hey.
What are you doing here?

374
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,496
Remember how
we told my dad

375
00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:21,498
he had to take
a chance for love?

376
00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:23,291
I decided to take
that advice, so...

377
00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:26,586
I broke up with Andy.

378
00:17:26,587 --> 00:17:28,838
What? Why?

379
00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:30,007
Those eyes.

380
00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:34,386
I thought we should finally
give us a chance.

381
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:35,680
Ta-da!

382
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:38,975
Oh.

383
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,855
Riley, I have always
been crazy about you.

384
00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:49,567
But we talked about this.
We agreed this couldn't happen.

385
00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:51,194
But what if it should?

386
00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:52,737
We're with other people now.

387
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:54,532
Well, you are.

388
00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:58,297
I'm going home
and going on TradSwipe.

389
00:17:59,164 --> 00:18:02,247
We missed each other
so many times.

390
00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:04,207
-Maybe this is a sign.
-[laughs]

391
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:07,043
Oh, my God,
I feel so stupid.

392
00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:08,962
-Riley, no, no, please.
-No, no, no!

393
00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:12,008
It's all good, buddy.
Pal. Buddy old pal.

394
00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:15,218
We will laugh
about this someday.

395
00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:17,304
Maybe at your wedding,
or my funeral,

396
00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:18,639
which I wish was right now.

397
00:18:21,275 --> 00:18:24,394
Sorry, ma'am,
this is over the limit.

398
00:18:24,395 --> 00:18:25,645
I'm gonna have to take it.

399
00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:28,482
Oh, no. I stole that
from the Four Seasons.

400
00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:32,028
Oh, don't take that shampoo.
We might need that.

401
00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:36,698
-Matt Parker.
-Eve Drake.

402
00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:38,908
Wait, are you actually here,

403
00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:41,079
or are you just a figment
of my sleep gummy?

404
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,957
I was hoping to surprise you
on the airplane,

405
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:48,835
so if this plan works,
it's my idea.

406
00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:50,826
If it doesn't work,
it was Riley's idea.

407
00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:53,673
You're coming to Spain?

408
00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:55,300
I didn't even think
you had a passport.

409
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:58,261
[imitating Matt]
You know, they can track you with those things.

410
00:18:58,262 --> 00:19:00,765
They can still track me.
I have the Fauci ouchie.

411
00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:05,185
I can't believe you're here.

412
00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:10,106
After last night, I realized how
much I want you back in my life.

413
00:19:10,107 --> 00:19:11,524
Not so much your opinions
on wind farming

414
00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:14,445
and how it's ruining America,
but like, everything else.

415
00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:18,448
Well, I had this speech
prepared to tell you

416
00:19:18,449 --> 00:19:19,867
how I wanted you in my life.

417
00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:23,168
And now you've ruined it,
which is so you.

418
00:19:29,752 --> 00:19:31,212
That's also so you.

419
00:19:31,213 --> 00:19:35,256
-Are you sure you wanna do this?
-I don't wanna overthink it.

420
00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:37,967
I'm leaving my shop
in the hands of a disabled man

421
00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:39,345
and Stitch.

422
00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:44,058
-I missed you.
-I missed you, too.

423
00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:49,562
Barcelona's gonna be
so romantic.

424
00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:52,148
Sangria. Paella.

425
00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:55,110
-State-sponsored nap time.
-Whoo!

426
00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:56,694
Hey, why don't we
just head to Detroit?

427
00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:58,780
Look, it's February.

428
00:19:58,781 --> 00:20:00,240
[mouthing]
Let's try this.

429
00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:01,992
??

430
00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:08,313
The jerk behind me keeps
kicking me in the seat there.

431
00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:12,252
-He's seven.
-If he's old enough to kick,

432
00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:15,213
he's old enough
to get his ass kicked.

433
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,215
Okay, I just want
to say one thing.

434
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,092
We know.
We love you, too.

435
00:20:19,093 --> 00:20:20,343
That's not what
I was gonna say.

436
00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:21,803
I don't want you
to touch the remotes.

437
00:20:21,804 --> 00:20:23,555
Leave the thermostat
alone.

438
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,598
And don't touch that elk jerky
on the counter.

439
00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:26,989
That was a gift
from me to me.

440
00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:29,477
Buen viaje, Abuelo.

441
00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:30,604
Adios, nerdito.

442
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:34,983
[phone beeping]

443
00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:38,070
So, who's ready
for quality Mama time?

444
00:20:41,363 --> 00:20:44,451
-[doorbell ringing]
-[sighs]

445
00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:47,621
So glad I had kids.
Way better than a diploma.

446
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:53,793
Andy, are you here
for breakup sex?

447
00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:55,755
It's a bad idea, but fine.

448
00:20:56,714 --> 00:20:58,131
No.

449
00:20:58,132 --> 00:20:59,758
I mean, obviously,
I'm open to sex,

450
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,469
breakup or otherwise.

451
00:21:03,137 --> 00:21:04,763
Look, you're making
a mistake.

452
00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:07,223
-What?
-We're good together.

453
00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:08,933
We make each other happy.

454
00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:10,444
I did it.
I broke up with Amelie.

455
00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:14,899
-What's he doing here?
-What's he doing here?

456
00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:17,200
Uh...

457
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:20,029
no hablo ingl�s?

458
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:23,616
??

459
00:21:23,666 --> 00:21:28,216
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